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December 29, 1993
Top Ten Things Overheard On Clinton's Duck Hunting Trip
10. "Will that wounded duck be eligible for your health care plan?"
9. "Boy this is fun! You know, it really ought to be easier for people
to get guns."
8. "Hi there, little feller! Quack for Uncle Bubba."
7. "It would be a shame if we accidentally downed a couple of
big-mouthed state troopers."
6. "You look great in that negligee. By the way, Hillary thinks I'm
duck hunting."
5. "Mr. President, Domino's says they can't deliver to a duck blind."
4. "Trust me, Roger, it'll be funny. Just put on the duck hat and run
around in the weeds."
3. "When you're shooting, just think of them as Ross Perot."
2. "Let's shoot Gore in the ass and see if he flinches."
1. "Get me some coffee, Dukakis!"